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Easy Chairs

from A Small Universe by Bill Michalski

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Girl, someday, you’re gonna be fat
Yeah, you’re gonna be fat
Can you believe I said that
You can tell by your arms
A little flabby and slack
Yeah, you’re getting old
There’s no turning back
And it’s a given
you’ll end up looking like your mom
A terrible trick to find
that your youth is gone

But who’s gonna love you then?
Could it be me?
Who’s gonna love you then?
and let it all be
Who’s gonna love you then?
Could it be me?
In our easy chairs,
could we be company?

Some guys like a girl
who’s curvy and tall
Some guys like a girl
with no chest at all
And the girls don’t mind
our growing gut
Which grows a little bigger
every time we hit this rut
And it’s a given
you’ll end up six feet underneath the ground
A terrible trick to look around
and find a friend gone

Here’s where it all starts
On wooden chairs
Reading magazines
in the TV glare
Waitin’ for the word
to come on in
Hey little champ,
now your game begins

Girl someday, you’re gonna be fat
Yeah you’re gonna be fat
Can you believe I said that
You can tell by your arms
A little flabby and slack
Yeah you’re getting old
There’s no turning back
And it’s a given
you’ll end up looking like your mom
A terrible trick to find
that your youth is
going going going going going
gone

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from A Small Universe, released April 1, 2011

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Bill Michalski Saint Louis, Missouri

St. Louis, MO songwriter Bill Michalski exorcises his demons in his new EP, CRANKY. By (almost) entirely eschewing the acoustic guitar in favor of electric and working with a crack live rhythm section, Michalski's songs reach a new level of energy. Mr. Michalski has been recording and performing music since his high school days in 1993. CRANKY is his first non-single release since 2013. ... more

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